I am so sorry. Boy do I owe you an apology and gollyu is my face red! I did not realize you weren’t half the man Ben Gibbard is; in fact, I’m mortified I even thought that for a second. Here’s a thing. Ben gibbard was the one who married zooey deschanel, not you. Ben gibard had a “drinking problem.” And ben gibbard was the one who made some successful music. I mean he really did, I can resent it all I want but it’s true. Your claim to fame is and I quote my best friend circa 2005 when I made the mistake of asking: “the Decemberists is Neutral Milk Hotel lite.” And like you know how sometimes that’s a compliment? It wasn’t in this case,t o be clear. In fact we laughed for years, everybody did, about how you tried to sound like Jeff Magnum who is actually named, if you can believe it, Jeff Mangum. I was surprised too, so don’t beat yourself up. Haha no I’m kidding if anyone deserves a swirlie more than they deserve to live it’s you. send me a check you can make ti out to sallie mae if you want.
Ps. nobody gives a fuck about you; stop trying